So today I got this email from Waste:
"Thank you for buying tickets to one of the Radiohead shows. The ticket seller
has agreed to send this email to you on Radiohead's behalf. We would be
extremely grateful if you could complete a short travel survey. We are trying to
find out how people travelled to and from the Radiohead shows, and this
information will help us plan shows in the future. In return, and as a token of
our thanks, we will send you a souvenir live track from Radiohead's tour, to be
chosen by the band."
So I filled it in, and here's the end result:
They could just stop dicking around and play Creep.